What’s more dangerous than texting while driving???

In September of 2015, an Albuquerque bus driver rear-ended three cars while carrying passengers along a busy street. Talking while texting? Well, no, he was simply looking for the breakfast burrito that he had dropped while munching away at the wheel. Apparently his frantic search for the wayward burrito forced him to scour the crevices between the bus seat and the floorboard while distracting him from his primary mission — driving the damn bus. And to add insult to injury, it was all captured on a dash cam for all the world (or at least his supervisors) to see.

While the three cars he struck were mashed and mangled, the burrito, it seems, was retrieved unscathed after the incident. But possibly, there was a little dash of crow added in that made it spicier.