His classmates must have been real stinkers…

In 2006, an 8th grade student at Rio Rancho Mid High School was booted out of class for five days after he was spotted passing some kind of drug to his friends. The school had a zero-tolerance policy for drugs, so it required immediate action.

When the drugs were turned over to authorities to analyze, it was discovered several days later that they were — wait for it — Gas-X.

The news article about the “drug” incident never disclosed what reconciliation might have been offered to the student. We can only hope he hasn’t moved on to Beano.

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