Frequent reading of the Albuquerque Journal’s “Business Outlook” section provides fodder for my brain to turn the mundane into a blog.
For example, there’s always the Restaurant Inspections section which provides some cringeworthy details of why certain eateries have been shut down. Consider these:
“Person in charge unable to provide records…”
“Unlabeled spray bottles containing cleaners misrepresented as sanitizer…”
“Observed staff failing to wash hands…”
“Vomit observed in men’s restroom toilet…”
“Orange mold-like substance in debris buildup on ice machine…”
There are also interesting items included in the “Patents” section. Many of the inventions are far to complex for me to understand. Like this one:
“System and method for a digitally beamformed phased array feed.”
Then there’s one that’s pretty straightforward for my brain to grasp:
“Calf nursing cradle.”
And this kind of scary one:
“Systems and methods for immersing spectators in sporting event and evaluating spectator participating performance.”
I envision some sort of brain probe attached to your head when you go to enjoy a football game and are forced to initiate a crowd wave when the fourth quarter gets too boring.
And then there was this one, which I will let you ponder, without my warped interpretation:
“Systems and methods for positioning an elongate member inside a body.”
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