Hope it wasn’t headed to a hospital…

I did a bit of a double take this week while driving down University Avenue when I spotted a service van on the road next to me. Emblazoned on the side of the blue van were the words “Organs Cleaning.”


I didn’t notice the fine print on the van at first…

If you poke around on internet search engines, you can find lots of other signs that were not well thought out when they were displayed.

Even at that price, I think I’ll pass…
If you’re the one getting watched, do you get a discount?
Okay, who stole the “B?” And you can’t tell if it’s $1,499 or $14.99
They meant the other right
I hope the “ashion” kind isn’t too smelly

Anyway, if the blue van showed up at the hospital surgery wing before I had a procedure, I’d be a bit worried if it involved one or more of my organs — especially since there was a ladder on top of the vehicle.

But wait, maybe they only clean church organs. Or maybe they multi-task and do both. I’ll hold onto that thought. At least, as it says on the side of the vehicle, they are “bonded and insured.”

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