Maybe Don Quijote could have learned something at NMSU…

“You know with one shot, you could take out a solar panel that runs a water pump and it would be done. But a windmill can take a lot of damage from a gun and still work.” *

“They’ve always been used for target practice…” **

Growing up in the American west, I’ve always been interested in windmills, particularly the “Aermotor” brand which can still be found in dilapidated or brand new condition throughout the country. I secretly always wanted to acquire a small Aermotor windmill on a weathered all-wood frame and have it in my back yard just for the aesthetics of possessing “an icon of the American frontier” as it has been described. I don’t have a well on my one-third acre urban lot so it wouldn’t serve any practical use.

Of course, they are all pretty noisy when the wind is blowing, banging and clanking at every rotation. I’m sure it would drive my neighbors crazy and they’d work up a complaint to have me remove it or stop it from spinning.

What caught my recent interest for this post was a recent wandering through the New Mexico State University website where I discovered there is a page devoted to windmills, including an on-campus display and a “Windmill Technology Center.” Who knew? It’s yet one more thing to love about NMSU. And interestingly (at least to me) was the fact that the gold standard of windmills — Aermotor — and NMSU, both got their start in 1888.

Here’s the link to the NMSU “Windmill Technology Center”:

https://windmilltechnologyworkshop.nmsu.edu/

Windmill display on NMSU campus

First off, the term “Windmill Technology” was a bit hard to digest, given that I think most of us associate technology with such things as Artificial Intelligence, computers and other electronic gizmos. When we think about windmills, we’re talking about a fairly simple mechanical contraption that has been around for hundreds of years — not high on the “technology” spectrum.

But luckily the web page listed the name of someone to talk to about windmills, so I called him up.

Carlos Rosencrans retired from NMSU after 25 years on the faculty in charge of the Windmill Technology program in what is now the Agriculture, Consumer, and Environmental Sciences College. If anyone on the planet knows more about windmills than Carlos, I’d be hard pressed to identify them.

He still puts on an annual workshop to help ranchers, farmers and anyone else who relies on wind-powered water pumps to learn more about the contraptions and how to make them run more efficiency, repair them and just appreciate them more.

Carlos says he believes the Windmill Technology program at NMSU is the only one like it on any college campus in the United States.

“We get about 40 percent of our attendees to the annual conference from New Mexico,” he told me. “The rest come from all over the country.”

He said the program teaches basic safety about working on the machines, how to do maintenance and how to “take everything apart and put it back together.”

“We teach them how to secure themselves on a windmill so they can use both hands while working on them at the top of the towers,” he said.

He said solar applications have been used in many farms and ranches in the past several years, but they have drawbacks.

“A lot of the older ranchers and farmers are of the age that they don’t want to climb the towers to work on the windmills and younger ones sometimes aren’t much interested,” he noted. “But they realize that windmills can operate 24 hours a day while solar cells can’t.”

He also noted that solar-powered water pumps can be disabled by a simple gunshot or other act of vandalism. But windmills can take a lot of beating and still work. If you’ve ever looked at an older windmill still turning in the wind as you drive through the New Mexico landscape, you might see multiple bullet holes in the blades that haven’t hindered its ability to continue pumping.

I asked him how many windmills might still be operating in New Mexico alone. He said it would probably be above 1,000.

“On the Navajo Nation, I’m pretty sure there are at least 1,000 operating there,” he added.

Aermotor was originally established in Chicago in 1888 and has dominated the windmill industry since then. The company was bought and sold several times, then acquired by a company in Argentina. It now has returned to the United States and is located in San Angelo, TX. I’m personally glad the company is back in the United States. Here’s their website:

http://aermotorwindmill.com

And just for the fun of it, I might attend the next windmill conference at NMSU this spring.

*Carlos Rosencrans, NMSU windmill guru

** Margo Lamb, former Nebraska farm girl and my wife

Not navigable…

When I write, I always try to find some connection to New Mexico, since that’s the stated purpose of my website.

However, a recent book that I read and really enjoyed left me grasping for connections to the Land of Enchantment. However, I’ll tell you about the book and then try to make some lame New Mexico connection.

On Nov. 11, 1975, a huge ore carrier with 29 crew aboard was sunk during a “storm of the century” on Lake Superior as it neared the eastern shore of that body of water. The shipwreck was made famous in a ballad by Canadian singer Gordon Lightfoot called “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”

I can’t recall hearing the news about the shipwreck but I distinctly remember Lightfoot’s song, which fascinated me. You may have read some articles last fall in various publications or on-line posts about the 50th anniversary of the event.

Two summers ago, when my wife and I hosted our children and grandchildren for a delayed 50th anniversary get-together, I had put together a “mix tape” on my iPhone of songs that were relevant to my wife and I during the earlier years of our marriage. One of the songs on that collection was Lightfoot’s “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”

Our youngest grandson Hayes, who would have been five at the time, became fascinated by the story about the shipwreck and asked endless questions about it. We found a children’s book about it, gave him a toy ship that sort of looked like the doomed freighter and have continued to have conservations about it.

He somehow learned (probably from his mother) about the recently published book “The Gales of November”, written by John U. Bacon and convinced her to give it to me for Christmas last year.

I found the book fascinating in its detail and in the relentless pursuit of information about the ship, shipping in the Great Lakes, weather patterns and family recollections about the incident.

The Edmund Fitzgerald before it sank in 1975

In my general conclusion, the ship went down for several reasons, although no one knows for certain. The ship was overweight, weather forecasts were not nearly as reliable as they are today, the captain was pushing the limits of the vessel in a “race” with another ship, navigational aids were not as accurate as they are today and possible structural problems with the ship seem to have contributed to the loss of the Edmund Fitzgerald (known on the Great Lakes as “The Fritz”). From my experience and training as a balloon pilot, I’ve learned that accidents in the air (or on the water) are likely caused not by just one single event, but a series of things that sneak up on pilots or captains before they realize they are in trouble. By then, it’s usually too late. The best advice I have is to seriously analyze the first setback of any flight or sail and then try to think clearly about the implications of what might happen if two or three other things go wrong. I suspect more seasoned pilots who read this blog would agree.

On the bottom of Lake Superior

I’d recommend reading the book, which is broken down in short chapters and runs logically through the history of Great Lakes shipping, regional weather phenomena, the building of the ship, personal profiles of key individuals and post analysis of the shipwreck.

So my only connection to Great Lakes shipping and New Mexico is contained in an earlier post I wrote in March of 2022 about a really hairbrained scheme in the early 1900s to channel the Rio Grande between the Gulf of Mexico to El Paso to allow ocean going ships to reach the westernmost city in the state of Texas. The scheme included constructing a damn just north of El Paso, which would have flooded the fertile Mesilla Valley and, most importantly for the businessmen in El Paso, prevented any ship traffic into New Mexico.

Consider the dredging operation that would have been required for an operation like that. And consider the little amount of water that now flows in the river.

I don’t think the Edmund Fitzgerald would have made it this far.

And even if the proponents of the Rio Grande ship channel had agreed to dredge the river even further upstream from El Paso, what if Elephant Butte Dam still had been constructed? It would have required locks to lift sea going vessels into what is now Elephant Butte Reservoir.

Once on Elephant Butte Reservoir, what purpose would ships like the Edmund Fitzgerald have accomplished? Hauling adobe dirt in their cargo holds to waiting home builders in Las Cruces and El Paso? Hauling bales of green chile to the Gulf of Mexico for waiting restaurants around the world? Shipping sand for holiday luminarias outside the Southwest?

There were some mining operations in the region, but I doubt they could have produced enough copper, gold or silver ore to make a Rio Grande ship channel profitable.

So I guess we’ll just have to think about how silly that effort was in the early 1900s and be thankful that we at least get to see water occasionally run down the Rio Grande. And if an Edmund Fitzgerald size ship sank in the shallow river during one of our really bad spring wind storms, I’ll bet most of the ship would be visible above the water and no lives would have been lost.

Okay, I’ll end this silly post. But read the book — it’s great.

Unexpected visitors…

When I was growing up in Ruidoso in the 1950s, my father acquired a little teardrop shaped camping trailer and managed to find a secluded spot on the lower end of Eagle Creek where he parked it for weekend getaways. My father named the tiny trailer “Petitesy” after a kitten that my brother inherited and tried unsuccessfully to get us to adopt.

I think the camper was parked illegally on U.S. Forest Service land, but no one ever asked us to relocate it during the four of five years it was there. The land surrounding that spot is now part of a development featuring high six-figure and higher summer homes.

I mention this because of a recent article by Source New Mexico indicating that fireflies (or lightning bugs if you prefer) can be found in certain locations in our state, despite some previous claims that they did not exist in our high, dry climate. Experts say that the number of these insects are declining throughout the world.

Ampyridae (lightning bugs or fireflies) are a family of elateroid beetles

I can confirm that at least at one time, they did exist around our camping trailer campsite along lower Eagle Creek. We were sitting around a campfire one evening and noticed some quickly moving glowing spots a few yards away from where we were. We first thought they might be glowing cinders from the campfire, but when we walked to where we had spotted the source of flashing lights, it was clear that the light was coming from some insects. I can’t recall how many of the bugs we saw flickering near our campsite, but there were enough to convince everyone there that the bugs did indeed exist.

I’ve never seen them again in New Mexico on any of our various outdoor outings, but I have witnessed them in Washington, D.C., near my wife’s family farm in Nebraska and in Austin, TX, where our daughter lives.

According to the Source New Mexico “four confirmed sightings of Photinus pyralis, the Common Eastern Firefly, have occurred in New Mexico since 2021. They all occurred between 8 p.m. and midnight in late June or early July in Northeastern New Mexico, specifically in Guadalupe, San Miguel and the border between Mora and Harding counties.”

Anna Walker, who is associated with the “Western Firefly Project” says she witnessed hundreds of them on the night of July 3, 2021 in Mills Canyon in northeastern New Mexico near the town of Roy. She continues to gather reports about firefly sightings, many of which turn out to be false, but is optimistic that there are enough in our state that you might some day witness them.

If you’re interested in learning more about firefly sightings in New Mexico, and have a sighting to report, here’s the Source New Mexico link:

Researchers insist fireflies exist in New Mexico — if you know where to look • Source New Mexico

Back to “New Mexico Normal…”

I’ve been off the air for the past few weeks due to lots of family at home during the holidays, an annoying sciatica problem and maybe just a touch of the winter blues. My plan is to get back into the swing of writing that I hope you enjoy reading and gets my brain off of negative things.

But even though I’ve taken some time off, I’m pleased to say that New Mexico hasn’t skipped a beat in offering up some odd stories that makes us the “Land of Enchantment.”

Starting with an always fertile ground, New Mexico politics continues to offer some great stories.

In Albuquerque, during the heated race for Mayor, someone distributed bright yellow sweatshirts supporting incumbent Tim Keller to scores of homeless people wandering the streets of the city. The homeless issue was a topic of much discussion during the race between Keller and former Sheriff Darren White.

Although no one person or group was ever identified as providing the gold and red “I (heart) Tim Keller” “sweatshirts, both sides pointed to the other as the culprit.

Person wearing an “I love Tim Keller” sweatshirt during the heated mayoral campaign. Photo courtesy Albuquerque Journal

Keller demanded that a blogger who said he knew the source of the sweatshirts be investigated, but at this point, I’ve seen no follow-up to the demand. And anyway, Keller won the election, so I doubt the issue will be pursued further.

The last time Keller ran for mayor of Albuquerque in 2021, similar shenanigans occurred with a drone dangling a sex toy buzzed a campaign rally crowd for his opponent, former Sheriff Manuel Gonzales. According to sources “a drone dangling a rainbow-colored sex toy began buzzing near the stage. The device was nicknamed the “Dongcopter” by some media outlets and observers.” Keller’s team denied any involvement.

New Mexico politics has been rife with political silliness over the years in an attempt to disparage certain candidates. I recall a time when I was first reporting politics as United Press International Bureau Chief in Santa Fe that a group who opposed long-time U.S. Senator Joseph M. Montoya came up with a slate of candidates in the Democratic primary election that they hoped would confuse the voters into casting their ballot for the wrong person. They managed to persuade at least three political neophytes to file for the office of U.S. Senator in the Democratic primary. Their names: Joseph E. Montoya, Joseph A. Montoya and Joseph N. Montoya. Again, who was behind the sleight of hand was never revealed, although most figured it was the organization behind the unopposed Republican candidate in the general election. In the end, it didn’t matter because Joseph M. Montoya won handily and continued to represent us.

A good friend of mine recently told me about his first exposure to New Mexico politics during the early 1970s. He was living in Rio Arriba County at the time he went to register to vote. Rio Arriba County seems to always been a source of political chicanery, especially at the time Emilio Naranjo was the power behind the Democratic Party in that part of the state. My friend says that when he went to the county courthouse to register to vote, the registration form section asking to declare which political party they favored was already filled in as “Democrat.”

On another ongoing subject, it appears that New Mexico has moved on from smuggling bologna to smuggling exotic animals. A recent story in the Albuquerque Journal says a man was recently sentenced to 17 years in federal prison for distributing large amounts of fentanyl along with — wait for it — a Bengal tiger imported from Mexico.

The tiger, imported to Albuquerque, was found in a dog crate in a mobile home in the city’s Southeast Heights. The tiger, one of at least three David “Cholo” Mendoza Enriquez is allged to have imported from Mexico was named Duke and has since been placed in an exotic animal facility in Colorado. The story also says that Mendoza Enriquez also offered an alligator for sale at one time.

Duke, the Bengal tiger.

The suspect had posted on a “WhatsApp” social media platform that:”Right now, what I have for sale here are two tigers.” I never cease to be amazed at what people post on social media, but for those investigating crimes, it’s turned out to be a gold mine.

The fates of the other tigers or alligator were not disclosed.

And finally, if you’ve been complaining that your utility bills are too high, just be glad that you’re not a resident of Tucumcari. Apparently due to a computer glitch, some residents of the eastern New Mexico community said they recently received water bills for more than $50,000. One of those was a city commissioner who was charged $55,000 for using more than 9 million gallons on her property.

Another person who received a bill for more than $50,000 simply commented: “I could dig a well for $50,000.”

My Christmas gift to my readers…

You may have noticed that I haven’t been posting many blogs lately. I am trying to recover from a painful sciatic nerve injury that I’ve had since Thanksgiving. My best guess is that I aggravated the nerve in my lower back/left hip while playing soccer with my seven-year-old grandson in our back yard. The injury has made walking and sitting in a chair for a prolonged period of time a bit unpleasant.

Yes, I know that these things can happen at my age, but we all want to think we’re still 28 years old. At least one other person I know says he suffered a leg injury over the Thanksgiving holidays when he was playing a game with one of his grandchildren. It just happens and forces us to think about how to be sure we don’t do this to ourselves again.

Anyway, enough whining from me. Below is a small gift that I share with readers every year at this time. It’s my New Mexico spin on “The Night Before Christmas

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T’was the night before Christmas in New Mexico

And everywhere luminarias were starting to glow.

The stockings were hung by the horno with care

In hopes that Pancho Claus soon would be there.

Outside on the porch, ristras swayed in the breeze

And as the sun dipped down, it was starting to freeze

Los ninos were dreaming, all warm in their beds

And swung at pinatas that danced in their heads

Mamma and Chester were snoozing away

In a bed that left me no room to lay

So I sat in a chair watching the pinon fire die

When I heard a strange noise coming down from the sky

I ran to the back door to look out on the lawn

Which was soft and white from a snowfall at dawn

We don’t get much snow in the desert, you see

So the view outside was exciting to me.

Then suddenly I spotted something that was even more to behold

It was pack of coyotes with a wooden cart in tow

In front of the coyotes with a beak that was red

Was Rudy the roadrunner, who was always ahead

And driving the cart was a fat jolly man

Wearing a sombrero and a waving his hand

It was Pancho Clause, of that I was sure

And he called to his coyotes as they ran in a blur

“Now Pedro, now Carlos, Jose and Miguel,

On Cisco, Jesus, Juan and Manuel

Over the mesquite bush, don’t linger and stall

Through cactus and sand dunes, now dash away all”

So up on my casa the coyotes flew

With a cart full of toys and Pancho Claus too

And a noise from above gave me a start

Coyotes howling as he stepped off his cart

He slid down the chimney with his bag full of toys

And began his work without any noise.

He wore a pony tail at the back of his head

And his velvet Navajo shirt was a cheery red

His shirt was laced up with fine goatskin leather

And his face was rugged from the Southwestern weather

His eyes were like turquoise, his dimples so sweet

His nose and his cheeks were like red chile heat

The steam from from a pot of posole in la cocina

Formed a shape over his head that looked like a Zia

He was a true Land of Enchantment elf

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself

But seeing his smile, I knew I had nothing to dread

Knowing that soon I would be back in my bed

He said “Ya-ta-hey” to me as he started to work

Filling up the stockings, then turned with a jerk

He’d noticed biscochitos we’d left him for a snack

And stuffed a few of them for later in his pack

Then before I could blink, back up the chimney he went

Leaving only the smell of a sweet pinon scent

He sprang into his cart, gave his coyotes a shout

And was gone just like that, to the next hacienda, no doubt

But I heard him call as his cart flew away

“Feliz Navidad, In New Mexico we say.”

Giving someone a chance…

Several years ago, when I was the volunteer rugby coach at New Mexico State University, I was approached by a young man after practice who said he was interested in playing rugby. He explained that he was still in high school, but would be coming to NMSU in the fall and asked if I could include him on the team.

I remember looking at him that day and thinking that he’ didn’t seem to be the type of kid who would do well as a rugby player. He still had baby fat on his face, had a shy demeanor and nothing about him said “competitive athlete”.

But I said I’d be glad to have him on the team, silently assuming he’d come to only one practice, never to return but be able to tell his geeky friends that he was once on a rugby team NMSU.

I was completely wrong to make such a quick judgment. I should have known that kids at the age of 17 still have a lot of physical and mental growing to do.

The young man turned out to be one of the best rugby players I had the privilege of coaching during my time at NMSU. He became a team leader, was dominant and aggressive in his play and ended up winning several regional honors and was mentioned as a possible All-American college rugby player.

There was another young man I coached who previously had no athletic experience in high school.

“I was a band nerd,” he told me.

He was tall and lanky and wanted to play scrum half, a position which usually requires a person with a short physical stature and quick reflexes. I initially didn’t think it would work out but I gave him a chance at that position. In his senior year, he was named as a member of the all-tournament team for the western regional college rugby competition.

I was also fortunate to have two fine young men named to the collegiate All-American rugby team. In both of those cases, I was able to convince them to play a different position than they originally wanted to play.

So I got two right and two wrong.

Rugby scrum

I mention this because I’ve just read the story about former NMSU quarterback Diego Pavia being named as a finalist candidate for the Heisman trophy. My wife and I were fortunate to see Pavia play for two years at NMSU. He came to the Aggies from New Mexico Military Institute after the University of New Mexico did not give the Albuquerque native a chance to compete for that school. I wonder how the person who made the final decision not to take Pavia at UNM feels now.

Diego Pavia at NMSU

I think we’ve all learned our lessons over the years that you should not make quick judgments about people and their ability. It’s easier to say than to do it.

Look in the sky! It’s a dwarf planet! It’s a Greek God! It’s a cartoon dog???

By now, you’ve probably figured out that I’m writing about Pluto. Specifically the object orbiting our solar system that was discovered by New Mexico State University Astronomy Professor Clyde W. Tombaugh. It was first declared to be the ninth planet when discovered in 1930, then in 2006 the International Astronomical Union dumbed it down and declared it just a lowly dwarf planet.

There was much controversy about that when it happened. Al Tombaugh, Clyde Tombaugh’s son who I worked with for many years in my career in banking, led a protest around the NMSU campus when the demotion occurred, carrying signs and chanting “size doesn’t matter — it’s a real planet.” The effort to return the object’s status to a planet was unsuccessful, however.

Actually, it kind of looks like a planet to me. It’s spherical in shape, has five moons and orbits the sun. The orbit, however, is huge, tilted away from other planets’ orbits and is elliptical. It takes 248 earth years to complete a full orbit of the sun. At one point in its orbit, it passes closer to the sun than Neptune.

Pluto sure looks like a planet to me

Tombaugh, who at one time lived in a house just two blocks south of our home in Mesilla Park, made a methodical search at the Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff, AZ , for a suspected ninth planet in the solar system. Percival Lowell, after whom the Flagstaff observatory was named, had concluded that a “Planet X” existed because of the interference of some object on the orbit of the planets Uranus and Neptune. He died before he could find it, but Tombaugh persevered and identified it on Feb. 18, 1930.

Clyde W. Tombaugh at work

I think I might have met Tombaugh in person a time or two. What I do remember is him slowly driving around our neighborhood at an age where he probably shouldn’t still be driving any more, hunched over the steering wheel of a battered brown Toyota pickup.

Tombaugh didn’t name the planet Pluto, which is the name of the Greek God of the Underworld. That was decided by the Lowell Observatory, which first considered Minerva and then Cronus, but then settled on Pluto because of its connection to other Greek gods who had been namesakes for other planets in our solar system.

The name Pluto also came to be associated with a Walt Disney character, a non-anthropomorphic mixed breed dog with short yellow hair, black ears and expressive eyes. He is Mickey Mouse’s pet.

Walt Disney’s Pluto.

Created by Disney and animator Norm Ferguson, Pluto had appeared in three films before he was given his current name in a feature called “Moose Hunt” in 1931. There was speculation that the name was adopted because of the extensive publicity surrounding the recent discovery of ninth planet. But one Disney animator named Ben Sharpsteen remembered it this way:

“We thought the name [Rover] was too common, so we had to look for something else. … We changed it to Pluto the Pup … but I don’t honestly remember why.”

Another person in the Disney studios said they thought Walt Disney himself once had a dog named Pluto and selected the name because of that.

What triggered all my rambling about Pluto was my accidental discovery of the map below on a neighborhood internet bulletin board:

Yes, that’s New Mexico highlighted in purple, which still strongly believes that Pluto is a real planet. I have no idea why Illinois is conflicted about the issue when the rest of the 48 states appear to have gotten over the demotion of New Mexico’s favorite celestial body. And I have no idea where the map above originated and how that information was gathered. I do suspect that it is correct, however, knowing how passionate we New Mexicans seem to get over such seemingly esoteric things as:

  1. Why did Aliens choose New Mexico for their first (botched) landing on Earth?
  2. Why do we think a paper bags, sand and candles make good Christmas decorations?
  3. Who makes the best green chile cheeseburger in the state?

    It’s all about that gravy…

    Traditional Thanksgiving dinners should be in my opinion, well, traditional. Turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, a vegetable medley, pumpkin pie and of course, gravy are what I look forward to eat on my favorite holiday of the year.

    As we approach Thanksgiving, there are frequent recipes in the newpaper or TV food network episodes about doing something really fancy with the turkey. Such turkey menus might include brining it in holy water with salt from the Dead Sea, stuffing it with chipotle peppers while slathering it outside with blue cornmeal mush with a dash of native sage and mutton fat, smoking it with Palo Santo wood (the incense of the Andes) and frying it in dehydrogenated whale oil. (Okay, I made those up.)

    I’ve actually tried the smoking and frying thing, but in the end, my opinion is that it should be cooked very long in an oven to fill the house with that unmistakable Thanksgiving day aroma. (One of my favorite things on Thanksgiving day is to split wood in the back yard on a cold morning, then come into a warm house to savor that aroma.)

    The problem with other methods of cooking turkey are that you don’t get those good juices to make my favorite part of the meal — gravy. I think I’ve become a bit of an expert on making it, mostly following the traditional recipe that comes stuffed inside your Butter Ball turkey along with the neck and giblets. It’s a simple but tasty concoction made from flour, milk, salt, pepper and of course, the drippings.

    I’ve also experienced some weird variations with gravy. One time a guest spent at least an hour making a gravy out of all sorts of strange ingredients and herbs to produce a concoction that in the end almost tasted like “gravy.” And there was that time that we found a lukewarm gravy with slices of boiled egg swimming in it. To say I was horrified at that sight is an understatement. I later looked it up and found that it might be a “Southern” thing. My late sister Kay from Texas, who was all things Southern and spoke with an impeccable twang in her voice, said she was equally disturbed at the thought of boiled eggs in gravy and said she’d never heard of that deviation.

    However, last Saturday, and food article popped up on the Omaha World Herald online site that my Nebraska farm girl wife uses to faithfully follow the Cornhusker football program. The article was about various Nebraska cooks sharing their favorite Thanksgiving recipes. I figured most of them would suggest strange things that I’d never want to try and would steer me away from what I think is my God given right to have traditional Thanksgiving day feast.

    But one of those alternate recipes caught my eye. It was from a woman who was from the University of Nebraska Extension Service, a “food safety educator.” Her secret ingredient? Bacon.

    Cindy Brison of the University of Nebraska Extension Service making Thanksgiving turkey stuffing (with the requisite red “N” for Nebraska football in the background.) The Bird and Bacon” will come later.

    “Wrap turkey in a basket weave design with bacon,” says food safety specialist Cindy Brison of the Nebraska Extension Service. Then “Wrap turkey legs with bacon.”

    As most of us non-vegetarian guys know, bacon makes everything better, so I’m almost tempted to give it a try. I do think it would be a spectacular looking bird with the basket weave bacon design over the breast and drumsticks twirled in bacon slices. However, I do wonder if the fat and juices from the bacon will add a non-traditional taste to the gravy.

    It probably will, but I’m sure it will be better than gravy with boiled egg slices in it.

    Steam, Cheetos and Horses, oh my…

    And other odds and ends…

    First, a couple of updates.

    The woman in Albuquerque who lost her pet cockatiel is still advertising periodically in the Albuquerque Journal for the bird’s return. As mentioned in a previous blog, she used an “animal communicator” to determine that the bird is still alive and was rescued by someone else after it flew away from her house several months ago. She apparently remains hopeful that the “someone else” will eventually feel guilty and return the bird.

    And on another note, the Village of Chama continues to receive a minimum .01 precipitation every day, according to records furnished by the National Weather Service and published daily in the Albuquerque Journal. That’s even on days when there is not a cloud in the sky anywhere in New Mexico. I called the National Weather Service office in Albuquerque about a year ago to ask whether the .01 daily precipitation recording was the result of some equipment malfunction at the local weather data collection point in Chama. I was assured that it probably was a problem with the equipment and that it would be corrected soon. But the daily report still doesn’t change, unless the northern New Mexico town actually picks up some real precipitation like it did today at .15 of an inch (likely .14 of an inch but with a gratuitous .01 added.) Yes, I know, no one else but me cares about this.

    Moving on to steam, an advertisement in the Journal last week said Laguna Pueblo schools were seeking applicants for a “Steam Teacher.” I’m pretty sure they meant STEAM (All caps for Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts and Mathematics) but at first glance I thought maybe they were looking for someone to teach plumbing or pipefitting.

    Regarding Cheetos, a recent article by the Associated Press said that an accidentally dropped a bag of Cheetos in Carlsbad Caverns was a source of great concern for Park Rangers. Rangers said that the the unique moist and cool environment triggered a growth of mold on the cavern floor and on nearby cave formations.

    “To the ecosystem of the cave, it had a huge impact,” the Park noted on its social media post. It said cave crickets, mites spiders and flies organized to eat and disperse the powdered orange snack and spread the contamination away from where the opened bag was dropped.

    Help keep it Cheeto free

    Park officials say they regularly check for items left or dropped by the more than 2,000 people who trek through the cavern on its busiest days. Many times, some of the items can fall into dark crevasses inside the cave and not be immediately discovered.

    Park Officials say the best defense against allowing litter to contaminate the cave is to constantly remind visitors not to bring any food items with them and to be careful not to leave any other non-food items.

    And finally, a recent obituary in the Las Cruces Sun-News lamented the passing of someone who appeared to be a true New Mexico cowboy.

    “He died in his sleep of a heart attack — his dog, his horse and his cowboy hat nearby,” the obituary read.

    For a cowboy, it was probably the best way to go.

    “Old Sparky” wasn’t much better…

    New Mexico hasn’t had the best record on public executions for bad guys over the years.

    I previously wrote about the botched hanging of notorious outlaw Tom “Black Jack” Ketchum during which his head snapped off when he plunged through the gallows at Clayton, NM, April 16, 1901.

    Ketchum, who had made a career of robbing trains with the “Hole in the Wall” gang and other desperados, had been convicted of attempting to hold up a train by himself on Aug. 16, 1899, at Twin Forks in northeastern New Mexico. During the robbery attempt, an agent on the train shot Ketchum in the arm, making his subsequent capture relatively easy. While in prison awaiting his trial, his arm was amputated and he gained significant weight. Both of those things appeared to be factors in his unfortunate ending at the gallows.

    According to a Wikipedia entry about him:

    “Ketchum was executed by hanging… but no one in the town had any experience with the procedure. The combination of too long a rope, Ketchum’s significant weight gain while in jail, and the mass imbalance due to the amputation of his arm caused him to be decapitated when he fell through the trapdoor. His last words were “Good-bye. Please dig my grave very deep. All right; hurry up.”

    Historic photo showing aftermath of Tom “Black Jack” Ketchum’s hanging in Clayton, NM, April 16, 1901

    I recently finished reading John P. Wilson’s excellent book on the Lincoln County War, during which one man had to be hung twice before the executioner could complete his job. In that incident, William Wilson (no relation to author John Wilson) was convicted and sentenced to hang on Dec. 10, 1875, for a fatal shooting in the turmoil leading up to the Lincoln County War.

    Author John P. Wilson said William Wilson had apparently made disparaging remarks earlier about Maj. L.G. Murphy, one of the principals in the Lincoln County War and now probate judge and the person in charge of the execution. While standing on the gallows, Wilson was given a chance to make his last remarks. He began by telling Murphy “You know you are the cause of this. You promised to save me but…” At that point, apparently not wanting to hear anything more negative said against him, Murphy cut the rope to the trap door and silenced Wilson.

    According to John Wilson’s book, the convicted Wilson hung for six and one-half minutes, then was cut down and placed in a casket. But one observer at the hanging noticed that Wilson appeared to still be breathing while in the casket. Another rope was placed around his neck and this time he swayed from the gallows for 20 minutes to make sure the deed was done.

    At least Wilson didn’t suffer the consequences of being hung three times like Texas outlaw Wild Bill Longley. The story goes that Longley was hung the first time by a lynching party for being involved in a horse or cattle theft. But while swinging from a tree branch, an errant bullet fired in celebration by the retreating posse severed the rope attached to the noose and freed Longley. He was later convicted of murder in another case and sentenced to hang on Oct. 11, 1888, in Giddings, TX.

    When he gave his last remarks, he told the crowd of about 4,000:

    “I deserved this fate.  It is a debt I have owed for a wild and reckless life.  So long, everybody!”

    This time, the hanging party used a rope that was too long. When Longley fell through the trap, he landed upright on his feet. No longer trusting their skills with the gallows, the sheriff and deputy sheriff simply pulled up hard on the rope themselves until Longley expired.

    New Mexico outlawed capital punishment in a bill signed by then Gov. Bill Richardson in 2009. Prior to that, the last execution occurred in 2001 by means of lethal injection.

    Before lethal injection was used, New Mexico executions used “Old Sparky,” the somewhat gruesomely named electric chair in the infamous old state prison outside of Santa Fe. The last time it was used was in 1956 in what also turned out to be a less than textbook execution.

    “Old Sparky,” New Mexico’s electric chair last used in 1956

    The prisoner, James Larry Upton, was convicted for the 1954 murder of a Kirtland Air Force base airman in Albuquerque. His execution date was set for Feb. 24, 1956.

    When that date came, it was found that the standard cap used for the electric chair did not fit Upton. Prison officials decided to make it fit by using a cap from a parka that had fur around the edges. As the electric current surged through the chair and Upton’s body, the fur of the parka ignited and smoke billowed from the improvised cap. This incident provided further impetus for the state to discontinue using the electric chair for future executions.

    Needless to say, we’ve had some less than stellar attempts at public executions in New Mexico. But at least we can say there are no records in the Land of Enchantment of public stonings or burnings at the stake.

    In old Lincoln, it really was like that…

    I’m finishing up a more than two-week stint as an election official for early voting in the Nov. 4 primary in Dona Ana County. My location, as it has been in the previous four elections, is the town hall of Mesilla.

    Surrounding me are displays about the history of Mesilla, many focusing on the connections between legendary Western outlaw Billy the Kid and this town that was once an influential center and hub of southern New Mexico.

    Specifically, William H. Bonney was convicted in a trial in Mesilla in 1881 for the murder of Lincoln County Sheriff William J. Brady during the years leading up to the famous Lincoln County War during the late 1870s. Following the trial, he was transported back to the town of Lincoln where he would be hanged on May 13, 1881. But before his date with the gallows, he staged a daring and lethal escape from the Lincoln County Jail on April 28, 1881, killing two more lawmen, Deputy U.S. Marshall Robert Olinger and Deputy Sheriff J.W. Bell. On July 14, 1881, he was shot and killed by Sheriff Pat Garrett in Fort Sumner, New Mexico.

    Famous photo of Billy the Kid.
    Deputy Sheriff Robert Olinger, probably Billy the Kid’s last victim. (Photo courtesy Lincoln County Heritage Trust)

    There have been hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of words written about Billy the Kid and the Lincoln County War. On top of that, 52 movies (not including TV shows and documentaries) have been made about the outlaw’s escapades and the Lincoln County War. Needless to say, I’m not going to try to add anything new about Billy the Kid or the Lincoln County War because the subject has been worked to death.

    Old Lincoln County Courthouse and former Murphy Dolan Store where Billy the Kid made his famous escape.

    However, while here at the polls during lots of slow periods, I thought it might be fun to read more about the subject while I was surrounded by Billy the Kid lore. I had previously read parts of a book by good friend, John P. “Jack” Wilson, entitled Merchants, Guns & Money, The Story of Lincoln County and Its Wars. This seemed like an opportune time to delve further into the subject by thoroughly reading his work.

    The book was published by the University of New Mexico Press in 1987 and, in my opinion, is the most thoroughly researched publication on the subject of the Lincoln County War. To that point, the book has 50 pages of additional documentation, notes and references. Wilson, a Harvard graduate and long-time resident of Las Cruces, has had a distinguished career in archaeological and historic research. He’s written several books, one of which I’ve reviewed in previous posts on my blog. Wilson clearly knows how to do thorough research.

    I highly recommend his book, which you can still find on Amazon and I suspect in local bookstores, like COAS.

    Be prepared for lots of detail in the book, especially regarding financial matters, government records and population statistics. But as Wilson said, to find the real truth about the cause of the Lincoln County War, you have to “follow the money.”

     As he wrote, the Lincoln County War “was not a cattle or a range war, nor even a feud. Essentially it grew out of a struggle for economic power in a land where hard cash was scarce and federal contracts…. were the grand prizes. The competition for these contracts became bitter and frequently ruthless.”

    What struck me most when reading his book about the war was the number of people who were killed, many of them senselessly.

    One sentence in Wilson’s book sums it up succinctly:

    “Of the 30 funerals the Reverend (Taylor) Ealy conducted during his five months in Lincoln (during 1877-78), only one resulted from natural causes.”

    You probably have seen Westerns where opposing sides are blasting away hundreds of shots with their pistols, rifles or shotguns. I always thought that was Hollywood going over the top in portraying the Old West. Not so in Lincoln during the war.

    Street Map of Lincoln.

    The peak of the War was “The Five-Day Battle” in Lincoln July 15-19, 1878. Wilson told me that “as many as 50” men participated in that shootout between the rival Murphy-Dolan group and the Tunstall-McSween group during those five days. Lt. Col. N.A.M. Dudley, commanding officer at Fort Stanton, estimated that 2,000 shots were fired on one night alone. At one point, troops at Fort Stanton brought a Gatling gun and a 12-pound howitzer to position in the middle of Lincoln’s main street in hopes of subduing the fighting. Wilson’s books contains many descriptions of individuals being wounded or shot dead during that and other skirmishes between the two groups.

    The mayhem went on outside of Lincoln. A retreating party of Murphy-Dolan supporters later shot and killed three men harvesting hay further down the Rio Bonito “without the least provocation,” then on the same day randomly killed the young son of a rancher and raped two women at another ranch.

    One of the principals in the war, Alexander McSween, said he had heard reports that “there were 200 armed men in the field” during the height of the war. The post surgeon at Fort Stanton commented that there was “depredation and murder by a band of miscreants” throughout the county.

    An interesting statistic from the 1880 census showed that 20 percent of the 167 households in Lincoln were headed by women. Digging further into this statistic, Wilson discovered at 33 of those 39 women said they were widowed — likely many because their husband was a casualty of the Lincoln County War.

    I asked Wilson how many people had likely been killed in the events leading up to the war, during the peak of the war and its aftermath. He said although the number isn’t certain, he suspects it is around 60. He noted that many of the deaths of Hispanics (Identified by locals as “Mexicans” at the time — even though they were born in the United States territory) and Indians were not counted.

    To show why you shouldn’t believe everything on the Internet, I asked Google how many people were killed during the Lincoln County War. The number it gave was 19. If you read Wilson’s thoroughly researched book, you’d agree that number is far too low and that Lincoln was a frightening and lawless place to be in the 1870s and 1880s.

    It must have been a really BIG bang…

    When I fly commercially, I always try to get a window seat so I can look out of the plane at the landscape and wonder about things I see on the ground. I even pick a specific side of the plane I’m on if I know there’s something special along the route that I can study from the aircraft 40,000 feet in the air.

    I know that’s a weird concept for most people who like to sit on the aisle so they don’t feel as confined, can take an easy mid-flight bathroom break and can make a quicker exit from the plane when they get to their destination gate. And of course, no one wants to sit in the middle seat unless there are no other options except perhaps to cram yourself in the overhead luggage bin.

    If you’re on a flight out of El Paso to Phoenix or the Los Angeles area and suffer the annoyance of sitting in a window seat, you might spot something interesting on the ground about 30 miles west of the city near the Potrillo Mountains. It’s a shallow crater more than a mile wide and about 430 feet deep, lined with volcanic rock and an occasional small lake in its center.

    Kilbourne Hole, located in the Organ Mountains-Desert Peaks National Monument on Bureau of Land Management land in the in far southern New Mexico is what is known geologically as a “maar volcanic crater.”

    Looking northeast toward Kilbourne Hole, lower center, and less defined Hunt’s Hole lower right. Organ Mountains are in the background with White Sands just peeking behind them.

    Sources on the internet describe explain that these craters are formed when rising volcanic magma encounters a saturated underground water table above it. The intense heat of the magma brings the water to above boiling and eventually the magma/water mix explodes toward the surface in spectacular style. It’s kind of like having a pressure cooker (remember those?) suddenly blow off its lid when the pressure inside the kettle gets too strong for the seals to hold. It would have been a pretty loud and dramatic explosion if anyone had been around to hear it.

    Kilbourne Hole and its little brother Hunt’s Hole are located in the Potrillo Lava Fields of southern Dona Ana County, part of the Rio Grande rift which runs roughly along the path of the Rio Grande through all of New Mexico. There are numerous volcanic features along this rift though its north-south route, including Albuquerque’s West Mesa volcanoes, the Jemez Mountains and many lava outcroppings along the way.

    According to Wikipedia, the Rio Grande Rift is an area where the earth’s crust is being constantly stretched and thinned. This stretching and thinning allows magma from deep within the earth’s core to push toward the surface. Additionally, Kilbourne Hole and Hunt’s Hole are located on the Fitzgerald-Robledo fault system, making magma’s path to the surface even easier.

    Geologically speaking the two maars are not that old — between 24,000 and 80,000 years when they exploded. It’s like it was in the last millisecond in a year-long calendar of our planet’s history.

    Kilbourne Hole is noted for the large amount of xenoliths that were blasted out during the explosion. Xenoliths are lower mantle and upper crustal rocks that form lherzolite, a greenish tinted rock with black flecks.

    Xenolight from Kilbourne hole. Note greenish color with black specks.

    Getting there is kind of an adventure over somewhat primitive roads, from what I can find online. Here’s a Bureau of Land Management link with a route that you can take there from New Mexico 28 in southern Dona Ana County:

    Kilbourne Hole Volcanic Crater | Bureau of Land Management

    And reverting back to a my post last week before Halloween, I wonder if La Llorona occasionally haunts the shallow pool of water that occasionally forms in the bottom of the crater. That would be pretty spooky to witness on a dark night in the middle of the desert wilderness, I think.

    Las Cruces, Andalucia, has a nice ring to it…

    Like many in the Land of Enchantment, I always assumed that our state’s name was derived from Mexico, the nation to our south. I figured that our state was named after Mexico had been established as a country. I was wrong. Read on.

    I made that assumption when you consider the pattern that many places in the United States were given the prefix “New” in their name when settlers moved here from somewhere else.

    Consider the names New Jersey, New York, New England, New London, New Hampshire, New Brunswick and New Rochelle. You’d think the early settlers could have come up with something more original. And if Great Britain was so bad as to make you want to escape on a harrowing ocean voyage to the New World, you’d think they’d want to forget the names of the places they’d left behind.

    But in New Mexico, that was not the case. In fact, New Mexico was given its name sometime in 1562 when Spanish explorer Don Francisco de Ibarra first used the name “Nuevo Mexico” in an official document.

    New Mexico territory map from 1800s, which included all of present day Arizona and parts of Colorado and Nevada

    According to both AI sources on the internet and the book “New Mexico Place Names,” the word Mexico was derived from the Nahuatl language of the Aztecs. The word was used to identify the place they migrated to near the present Mexico City. Mexico is a mishmash of the words Mexihco, Mexicas or just Mexi. Loosely translated, it means “place of” or “in the center” of the moon.

    Early explorers Cabeza de Vaca and Friar Marcos de Niza used the words Cibola and Quivira to refer to much of what is now New Mexico, but it never fully caught on (although there is a Cibola County in the state.) So Nuevo (or New) Mexico was the official name through the rest of the Spanish occupation

    Later, when another Spanish explorer named Antonio de Espejo returned from a two-year exploration, he referred to the region as “Nuevo Andalucia,” for reasons I could not determine. It might, however, be that the terrain of New Mexico reminded him of the Andalusia region of southern Spain. I think the name it has a nice ring to it.

    Countryside of Andalusia region of Spain. It does look a little like New Mexico.

    In 1598. Don Juan de Onate, took possession of the region and declared himself to be “governor, captain, general and adelantado of New Mexico and of its kingdoms and provinces, as well as those in its vicinity — and contiguous thereto.” In 1771, Onate’s boastful claim to a “kingdom” was reduced to a territory. And then in 1846, American troops occupied the region and declared it to be known as the “Territory of New Mexico.”

    You may recall an earlier blog I wrote about four and one-half years ago that suggested that the name “Lincoln” might have been considered for our state. I could find no evidence to support that, but I’ve included a link to that post if you’re interested. There was a suggestion at one point that the state’s name be “Montezuma.”

    Meanwhile back in present day Mexico, the locals had not officially determined what to call their nation until the country gained its independence from Spain in 1821.

    Anyway, we’re stuck with the name New Mexico at this point. I think it would be difficult to change, even if some people wanted to do that. I remember that a few years back, South Dakota wanted to change its name to simply “Dakota.” That suggestion never seemed to gain much momentum.

    What if we could just drop the “Nuevo” and call our state Andalucia. Maybe I’ll start a movement.