When I last wrote about the mystery of Henry and Linda Twaddle, whose detail-free obituaries had been running for weeks in our local newspaper, my wife suggested that it was time to “just leave them alone.”

Finally I can do that, now that I have discovered a bit more about them and that they did indeed exist and had some connection to Las Cruces.

Our good friend Cheryl, who is a determined researcher likely due to her long career as a librarian, found some information about the Twaddles that I had not been able to discover. She went on Ancestry.com and found that a son of the Twaddles had once lived and worked in Las Cruces. I assume Linda Twaddle was brought here to be near her son after her husband Henry had died almost two years ago in North Carolina. She died in June of this year, apparently here in Las Cruces.

Cheryl also found information that the Twaddle’s funeral/end of life services were being handled by a company called Willowise, which apparently does on-line celebrations for the departed. I looked up the company and found that it has no physical address, only a phone number and website. The phone number has an Idaho area code and the website offers testimonials from previous customers and information about how to set up a service. The company was apparently founded by a couple who wanted to celebrate the life of the husband’s father, who died of Covid unexpectedly in 2021. The website notes that the as the family “was processing through this sudden loss, we decided a virtual memorial service was going to be the most effective way to honor” the man who had died. I never knew such companies existed, but I guess more and more people are choosing non-traditional church funerals to remember their loved ones who have passed away.

I found this little bit of additional information about Henry Twaddle on the Willowise website:

“Henry J. Twaddle had a variety of interests that reflected his vibrant personality. He was passionate about gardening, often spending hours tending to his plants and flowers. He also enjoyed fishing, which allowed him to relax and connect with nature. Additionally, Henry was an avid reader and loved exploring different genres of literature.“

The website says there will be an online memorial service for the Twaddles at 1 p.m. Mountain Time on Oct. 4. If you’re interested, you can go on the website and register to attend.

I think at this point, I will, as my wife suggested, “just leave them alone.”

The on again, partially on again and completely missing mystery of the Twaddles’ obituary continues.

In an earlier post, I wrote about the twin Twaddle obituaries that appeared for weeks (maybe even months) in the local Las Cruces Sun-News. Separate obituaries for Henry J. Twaddle and Linda M. Twaddle were always published adjacent to each other, with identical wording that seemed to have been generated by an AI copywriter and which breathlessly proclaimed that the Twaddles “will be fondly remembered and sorely missed by all who knew him (or her).”

Mysteriously, the obituary for Henry J. Twaddle, stopped running in the paper for two weeks. Only Linda’s was still running as of Sunday, Sept. 1. However, Henry’s started running again on Tuesday, Sept. 3, but Linda’s was now missing. Then on Wednesday, Sept. 4, both obituaries reappeared. But today, Sept. 5, neither of the Twaddle obituaries are in the Sun-News.

It might be that whoever was paying for the obituaries finally realized that both of the Twaddles died some time ago and that only nerds like me cared about reading the obituaries. Since there was no information about an upcoming funerals or life celebrations, maybe whoever wrote the obituaries concluded it was no longer worth the money to continue publishing both of them.

Of course there could be all sorts of other sinister things going on. What if the obituary was being published to convince a life insurance company that Henry and Linda were dead and the company would have to pay off a policy that’s now letting them live a luxurious life on a remote island in the South Pacific? Maybe they had a big tax lien that they’ve been able to dodge now that the federal government, state or county thinks they’re dead. Or maybe they are in a witness protection program living under the radar as Mr. and Mrs. Twiddle in Moose Breath, Minnesota.

But here’s my theory. I think it’s some kind of secret code, just like the red flag in Bob Woodward’s flower pot that he left to contact Deep Throat while reporting the Watergate scandal. If both Twaddle obituaries are published, everything is on hold. If only Linda’s is published, there is something about to happen. And if Henry’s suddenly reappears, the plan is in action. But what does it mean that both have now disappeared? Is the end of the world upon us?

Every morning for the last couple of weeks, I dashed outside in my sleep togs — hoping none of the neighbors would see me — to find if the newspaper has arrived and whether the Twaddle obituaries were published. I am sure most people’s interest in this story is waning — if there was actually any interest in the first place — but I will stay true to my journalistic instincts and let my dedicated readers know about any new developments.

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On another subject that I had discussed previously in the Albuquerque Journal’s Business Outlook section, I found this new patent application in the official records section:

“Rylans Enterprises LLC, Las Cruces, New Mexico, has been assigned a patent developed by Robert Baca, Las Cruces, New Mexico, for “Chile roaster.”

We need more inventions like that I think, rather an adjacent patent granted for a “transdermal sampling strip and method for analyzing transdermally emitted gasses.” It sounds like something a wife might carry with her to gauge the noxious level of a flatulent “transdermal” emissions from her husband. Actually, that might be worthwhile.

Every summer, we see a few mushrooms pop up in our back yard. As far as we know, they are not a poisonous variety and our dog Chester seems to ignore them. He likes to chase tennis balls, and I was afraid he might confuse one of the rounder fungi for a toy, but he seems to have made a distinction and leaves them alone.

On Thursday of this week when I mowed the back lawn, there were about three mushrooms that the mower quickly dispatched when I passed over them, leaving fluffy white chunks scattered around. By Saturday, there seemed to be a few more, but nothing unusual.

Yesterday, morning my wife noticed them and commented that there must be at least a dozen growing. In the afternoon, I went out to count and the number had grown to about 26.

Today (Monday), the population had — well to use an appropriate term — mushroomed to at least 65.

I did check online and found several sources saying that this variety of mushroom is not toxic and that it actually is a sign of a healthy lawn. The fungi apparently stimulate the soil and form nutrients from decomposing grass clippings and other things.

By the time you read this today our back yard may be completely white. Or, if these are the body snatching pod variety, this might be my last post. Hopefully, our dog Chester will alert us of the danger by barking wildly in the middle of the night. Oh wait, he does that anyway when he concludes that moving air in the back yard is a threat to us, so we’ll never know.

We’ve all been aware of the hard times that Ruidoso residents have been facing since the huge South Fork and Salt fires and subsequent flooding this summer.

Last Sunday, the Albuquerque Journal wrote a great story about how the Ruidoso High School football team was going ahead with its fall season, even though they were shortchanged on their fall practice sessions and many of the players homes were lost in the fire or flooding.

Their first outing was not very successful, with the Warriors losing 50-7 to the always difficult Eunice Cardinals. (When I was a football player at Ruidoso High School centuries ago, the teams in southeast New Mexico that were in our district — Jal and Eunice — would always flog us mercifully.) But I have hope for better things from Ruidoso.

As an example, my pet project at White Mountain Elementary to have students in the 3rd grade raise and release trout is moving ahead, despite the setbacks.

As you may recall, the students at White Mountain Elementary were able to release 13 tiny fish they had raised in their classrooms into the Rio Ruidoso last May, only to have them washed away in subsequent flooding a few weeks later after the devastating South Fork forest fire.

I was very doubtful that the program would be able to continue in the coming school year. Several teachers lost their homes in the fire and/or the flooding, many of the students’ parents lost homes or jobs and had to move away.

Yet the teachers who initiated the Trout Unlimited “Trout in the Classroom” project wanted to give it another try.

We’re hoping to deliver fish eggs from the New Mexico Game and Fish Department earlier this year — hopefully late October or early November — so the fish will be a bit larger when we release them. We’ve also been able to convince the NM Game and Fish Department to let us release the fish in Grindstone Reservoir, which was not affected by the two fires or flooding.

(The only downside is that the fish will probably eventually be caught and eaten by people from out of state — well, mostly one state to the south and east of us — I won’t name names.)

I’m very heartened by the dedication of these teachers and their desire to keep things normal in their community after all the suffering it has endured this summer. As I said before, the two individuals who initiated this program, Michelle Thurston and Rachel Lutterman, are the kinds of teachers we all wanted our kids to have when they were growing up. They expressed no hesitation about getting the program going again.

I’m hoping for a great outcome this year and am looking forward to several trips to Ruidoso this fall and winter to help the program succeed and help show how the community has recovered.

I’ll keep you posted.

Our Webster’s New World Dictionary and Thesaurus (2002 edition) offer this as the definition of the word “twaddle:”

“n. {prob. var. of TATTLE} foolish empty talk or writing. nonsense”

For the last several weeks, our local newspaper has been publishing daily separate obituaries for a Henry J. Twaddle and Linda M. Twaddle. The obituaries are always published adjacent to each other.

Here is the most recent example:

As you can see, Henry died almost two years ago and Linda died in June.

Although the two obituaries list Las Cruces, there is no confirmation that their deaths actually occurred here. We don’t know if Linda was Henry’s wife, a sister, or even related. We don’t know where they were born, if they had any surviving relatives and there is no information about any kind of funeral service or memorial services. Both separate obituaries have the same language that the two “will be fondly remembered and sorely missed by all who knew him (or her).” There are no pictures of either person.

I looked up Henry J. Twaddle on Google and only found his obituary in the local paper. There was a Henry (no middle initial) Twaddle who died in 1985 in New Jersey and there was famous Army Major General named Harry L. Twaddle, but that’s as close as I could get. The comment board in our newspaper about on local deaths had no postings for Henry J. Twaddle.

A Goggle search of Linda M. Twaddle reveals nothing but the terse local obituary as well. There was a Linda M. Twaddle of England who died in March of this year, but she was 50 years old.

So the short recurring obituaries are a complete mystery and I’ve twaddled about the subject as much as I can. I will keep watching for their obituaries on a daily basis, and if something new shows up, I’ll share it.

Years ago, a journalist colleague of mine while I was working for United Press International in Santa Fe once described a particularly bland news release issued by some state agency as being “as exciting as the third tallest building in Zurich, Switzerland.”

That was my reaction a couple of weeks ago when I picked up our local Las Cruces Sun News to find the following as its major story for the day.

I defend local journalism, but this is clearly not local news. It’s a story picked up from the El Paso Times, owned by the same company that owns the Las Cruces Sun-News that is part of the USA Today network. Why the local editor (if there is one) thought this would be a story of interest to local readers is far beyond me. I mean, it wasn’t even THE FIRST CarMax store in El Paso. I could imagine that our local car dealers would be upset by this, but as of my latest count, only one of the major automobile franchises is still locally owned and the rest are mostly owned by dealerships in El Paso.

Year ago, when the Sun-News was locally owned, Las Cruces retailers became angered when the Sun-New published a story saying that shoppers should consider going to Juarez for a unique shopping experience during the Christmas holidays. I saw it as a story focusing on something interesting for our residents to do because of our proximity to Mexico. Since many things sold in Juarez stores are not available locally. I did not see it as taking away dollars from our local retailers. Still, some local retailers were incensed and for a while stopped all advertising in the Sun-News.

I doubt enough people read the recent “Car Max second store opening” story to have made a blip in local vehicle sales.

Perhaps the Sun News could have featured a story on our new city manager, updates on the water allocations in the Mesilla Valley, exciting research happening at New Mexico State University or maybe an update on the homeless situation in our community. Nope. we got the “Car Max second store opening” as our daily newspaper’s penetrating journalistic endeavor.

By contrast, the true local paper, the Las Cruces Bulletin, had as its front page story that same week as “Beer Fest returns to plaza.” I suspect that got a lot more locals excited than the used car news release puffery.

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Speaking of newspapers, I make it a point to glance at the patent applications in the Albuquerque Journal’s weekly Business Outlook section. I continue to find interest things for which patents have been applied, but most of them I can’t understand.

An example from last week: “Ammonium based ionic liquids useful for lignocellulosic processing.” Your guess is as good as mine.

However, I did understand this one from an inventor in Truth or Consequences: “Cargo hook.”

Newspapers.com is a source I refer to regularly for interesting items about New Mexico’s history. I especially like to read how newspaper editors and reporters of the time write about events, specifically about wording they use to describe them.

As I was poking through the site today, I stumbled across an article in the March 6, 1898, edition of the Rio Grande Republican about a plea from then Territorial New Mexico Gov. W.T. Thornton pleading for information leading to the bodies of Col. Albert J. Fountain and his son, Henry, and the capture of the three individuals who were believed to have captured and killed them ion Feb. 1 of 1898.

Fountain was quite an interesting character in the history of New Mexico and Texas. He served in the Civil War, was an acting Lieutenant Governor of Texas, a staunch Republican and a highly regarded citizen of Las Cruces and Dona Ana County. As an attorney, he also defended William H. Bonney, aka “Billy the Kid,” for some of his roles in the Lincoln County War. Check out his extensive history at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Jennings_Fountain

The three individuals who are believed to have ambushed and killed Fountain and his son somewhere on the east side of the Organ Mountains near what is now White Sands Missile Range headquarters were never caught or convicted for the crime. It is suspected the ambush was staged by two rival landowners, Oliver Lee of the Alamogordo area and the notorious Albert B. Fall, of the Teapot Dome scandal fame. My good friend, author and historian, Jack Wilson, probably has lots more information about this incident and Fountain’s history. I’ll ask him about it next time I see him.

I personally know one of Fountain’s descendants, Art Fountain, who is a fine craftsman and was a long-time member of our local Episcopal church, which Col. Fountain was involved in founding. The historic Fountain Theater still operates in Mesilla and the old Fountain house is still standing in that historic community.

I’m glad I stumbled across this bit of history in the old Las Cruces newspaper. It makes living here even more interesting.

I first learned about Gila trout almost 50 years ago when I was Santa Fe Bureau Chief and state capitol reporter for United Press International.

The New Mexico Game and Fish Department, along with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and other agencies, had recognized that the colorful native trout of southwestern New Mexico and southeastern Arizona had almost become extinct. The Gila trout population was declining because of loss of original habitat, overfishing, overgrazing, climate change and interbreeding with non-native rainbow trout years ago.

Through the efforts of these government agencies and with the help of such non-profit groups as Trout Unlimited, pure strains of the dwindling Gila trout population were finally identified and captured in the headwaters of the Gila river and in watersheds in southeastern Arizona. The species was identified as “endangered” in 1967. Efforts began to preserve the remaining pure strains with the ultimate goal of reintroducing them in certain protected waters of the Gila so they would not continue to interbreed with rainbow trout in those areas.

New Mexico and Arizona game and fish agencies began a program of raising Gila Trout in isolated hatcheries and in the 1970s began reintroducing them in certain streams where they would not be impacted by other fish populations. It’s about that time that I began writing about the Gila trout recovery efforts and when the species was eventually downlisted to “threatened,” I wrote an article about that for UPI that was published nationally.

In the last few years, the fish was finally delisted and you can fish for them in both New Mexico and Arizona. You can only keep two, but I suspect most fishermen like me who have gained a great respect for tiny creature’s tenacious character, practice catch and release.

I continued to write periodic updates about recovery of the species, including the time when several populations had to be rescued in dramatic fashion from small streams in the Black Range of the Gila because of the growth of a devastating forest fire.

I also helped as a volunteer to reintroduce the fish to Whitewater creek in Gila after another devastating forest fire destroyed the watershed in the early 2000s.

But despite my long-time interest in this fish, I had never actually caught one until last week. On one of the most spectacular canyons on the west side of the Gila, I managed to catch and release at least a dozen and lost at least that many more when the fiesty tiny trout managed to flip off my hook. My wife, Margo, managed to catch a few herself.

My impression after catching several of these trout is that they are very feisty, more so than the rainbow trout I used to catch on Whitewater Creek. They seemed to be smarter in some ways — spitting out or refusing my fly on numerous occasions — but not as bright in other ways — not spooking as easily as the rainbows did when you’d catch one in a pool. Maybe that’s just because they haven’t seen many fisherman as did the rainbows in Whitewater creek.

I’ve always told my kids that when I fished for tiny trout in the Gila, I was protecting them from the “tiny trout menace” to the human population. But the truth is, we’re much more of a menace to them.

I was pleased to see that the fish had moved further downstream than the last couple of times I fished for them on Mineral creek. I was also pleased that they are so plentiful and that most of them are very small, indicating that they are young and the population is rapidly reproducing naturally.

What draws me to fish for this tiny species is the spectacular natural scenery of the Gila country, especially the rugged canyons in which they have thrived for thousands and thousands of years. I’ve added some photos below of our trip last week up Mineral creek and hope you enjoy them.

Today is the fifth anniversary of my open heart surgery to replace a bad heart valve that I was born with but had not given me any trouble until about a year before I had the procedure done.

I’m glad to stay it’s still working well and I feel very healthy for a guy my age. Yes, I have a few more aches and pains that have cropped up, and manual chores like mowing lawns in the hot summer are a bit more difficult. But overall, I think I’m doing pretty well and am thankful for that.

One thing that I discovered during my most recent routine semi-annual checkup is that the valve that replaced my failing one was from a cow, not a pig as I had been led to believe. I think I mentioned this in a previous blog, saying I was more prone to mooing than oinking when things get difficult.

It’s easy to remember the date of my surgery because it was just five days after the mass shooting in a Wal-Mart in El Paso, TX, which left 23 people dead. My ordeal was over quickly. The Wal-Mart shooter’s legal case dragged on for several years before he was finally sentenced to 90 years in prison for each death.

I also remember the phrase “takes a licking and keeps on ticking” from the old Timex watch commercials years ago and think of my heart as an example of that durability. I specifically remember a TV cop show in which a man’s arm was severed in some kind of criminal act. When two investigators showed up, they found a wristwatch attached to the arm still working. One of the investigators glibly used the “keeps on ticking” phrase to amuse his partner but was immediately placed on probation for his insensitivity.

I also recall an incident with my father and a man he employed at our newspaper who was both mentally and physically challenged. His name was Cecil and he was a dedicated and hard worker that I’m proud that my father had given an opportunity for employment.

My father was driving down our main street one day with Cecil in the passenger seat and me in the back when my dad noticed that his cheap Timex watch had stopped working. He took it off his wrist and casually threw it into the street as he continued to drive. Cecil was stunned and didn’t quite understand why my father had tossed what he thought must have been a perfectly good timepiece. My father quickly realized he might have made a mistake in playing on Cecil’s inability to understand the situation. We stopped and my father explained what happened. Cecil seemed to get the joke and laughed. But I’ll bet he never bought a Timex watch after that.

And in another milestone of sorts, my records on WordPress show that I have now written 450 blogs over the past several years.

I do it because writing is a kind of therapy for me. I hope people read and enjoy what I write, but I also find it to be a mind-stimulating kind of exercise to relay what I think are interesting stories and put the proper words together to make them appeal to my readers.

I’ll always remember a comment by a former journalist college. He compared writing to a craft:

“You just nail words together to tell the story,” he said.

Yes, it’s that, but a lot more for me.

I learned last Friday of the death of my brother-in-law, Buzz Murrell, 91, of Cochiti Lake, NM.

He had suffered a severe stroke 16 months ago, showed some recovery for a while, but in recent months had continued to go downhill.

I know he loved my sister very much and saved her from a dark place after the end of her first marriage. She loved him very much as well and it showed through her attentive care for him during the months following his stroke.

They would have been married 25 years later this year, although they had known eachother for about 61 years. She first met him when she worked one summer at Sierra Blanca ski area (now Ski Apache) selling tickets for the gondola ride. He was the general manager of the ski area, one of many careers he had during his lifetime. He was married at the time and she was still in high school, getting ready for college, but I think there was an underlying attraction that was never explored until she stumbled across him years later when they were both living in Santa Fe. He had since divorced and my sister was trying to rebuild her life after her recent difficult divorce. I can recall how excited my sister was when she told me she had re-connected with him. They eventually married here in Las Cruces and began their life in northern New Mexico.

They especially enjoyed southern Colorado and took many trips there during the summer months over the past years, staying for weeks in their camper and enjoying the San Juan mountains. They were avid birdwatchers and loved their golden retrievers, Molly and Daisy. He also made great fried chicken.

He had many careers in his life, working for major banks, as manager of a ski area, a financial advisor for a real estate company and as a finance/accounting instructor.

Buzz was born at a ranch outside Kenna, New Mexico, a hiccup in the road between Roswell and Portales. It’s now considered a ghost town. The ranch was called the “High Lonesome,” a made for TV name of a remote place on the high plains of southeastern New Mexico. He also spent many years in the Roswell area, graduating from schools there.

One of Buzz’s memories that I found interesting was the attention that a Roswell Little League Team received when it won the Little League World Series in 1956. He witnessed the scrappy local team board a train in Roswell to travel to Williamsport, PA, to participate in the tournament as the clear underdogs. To everyone’s amazement, they won. (I’m working on a story about this event that I hope to share with you in the future.)

There was another sad death last Friday. Sy, a Goldendoodle who was our Goldendoodle Chester’s best friend and (almost clone) had to be put down because his health had deteriorated so much. He was about 11 years old. (Chester is six now.) Sy was the first dog Chester met after we brought him home as a puppy, and he instantly and permanently bonded with the older dog.

When Sy was younger, I would take him to his owner’s home around the corner from us and watch the two dogs wrestle. They looked so much alike that you couldn’t tell which dog was which as they whirled and tumbled in the enthusiastic play that went on until they both had to stop from exhaustion. I loved watching their wrestling matches — it was just pure joy for the dogs and the humans who witnessed it. Sy hadn’t been able to play like that for the past two or three years, but Chester still tried to goad him into a wrestling match when we would stop by the house.

Now, when we walk Chester by Sy’s house, he looks longingly for his friend and seems confused about why he can’t see or smell him nearby.

Be sure to hug the people (and dogs) you love.

(if their event gets approved by the Olympic Committee)

You’ve probably never heard of the South America Republic of El Guacador. It’s so tiny it doesn’t appear on most maps — but mostly because the government officials couldn’t afford enough Guacos (the national currency) to bribe cartographers to include the country in their maps.

The country is most known for its avocado production and the avocados are prized ingredients in the national food — you guessed it — guacamole.

(A little known New Mexico connection is the use of a special variety of chile grown in Hatch instead of jalapenos for El Guacador’s prized guacamole recipe. A unique variety was originally named “GuacaHatchee.” However, an attorney for the town of Waxahachie, Texas, claimed the name was too similar to his town’s name and filed an injunction forcing the chile producer to drop the moniker They settled on the disturbingly mundane name “Chile Verde Muy Caliente” instead.)

Two years ago, following the 2022 Winter Olympics in China, Horencio “El Chunko” Hinojosa, the portly prime minister/dictator of the tiny nation, decided he would put his country on the map by entering the Olympics and competing in the bobsled, like Jamaica had done years earlier. They acquired the original Jamaican bobsled and refurbished it, using buckets of fiberglass, discarded rails from the nations’ only six-mile long railroad and suspension springs from their only remaining military vehicle, a 1964 Toyota Tacoma pickup.

They planned to train on Mount Chamberinocosta, an inactive volcano which received snowfall on its northern flanks only two or three times per year. That was working out well because the mountain had received extra snowfall this winter season — which of course is the summer season for those of us in the northern hemisphere.

But while training had begun, El Chunko’s top lieutentant noticed that the 2024 Olympics planned in Paris were actually summer games — putting a major dent in the small nation’s plan for bobsled Olympic glory in a wintertime discipline.

It was time to rethink the El Guacador Olympic plan and find a sport in which they could be competitive.

They thought of crew racing, but when they tried to float a racing shell in Lake Toxicata — the small lake in the center of the crater of Mount Chamberinocosta — it burst into flames and then disintegrated because of the toxic residue in the water from previous volcanic eruptions. They next considered swimming, but if they practiced in Lake Toxicata, they would have to wear two-inch thick rubber swimsuits to protect them from the ravages of the water. Water polo wasn’t much better as the ball would explode seconds after being introduced to the water in the lake.

Fearing failure, El Cunko asked the best minds in his country to come up with a solution.

“Why not resurrect one of the Olympic games that had once been featured in the summer games but was abandoned,” suggested his top lieutenant. “We will have to petition the International Olympic Committee to add the event to this summer’s games.”

“Brilliant,” replied El Chunko who immediately assigned a team from his staff to research what games might have been played years ago in the Olympics.

Surprisingly, they found three possible games that ironically had been played in the 1900 Paris Olympics. They were croquette, live pigeon shooting and pistol shooting (You can look up this information on line if you don’t believe me.)

Croquette was voted out because the one and only time it was played in the Olympics, only one person showed up and paid to watch the event.

Pigeon shooting (yes — really) was quickly dismissed because the pigeon was the revered national bird of El Guacador. It was also feared that if pigeon shooters practiced their skills near the famous avocado orchards, the fruit would be tainted by splattered pigeon parts, feathers and the ensuing flying pigeon poop.

So it has come down to pistol shooting, which in a way, perfectly suited the country. The avocado cartel in El Guacador was extremely protective of the nation’s famous crop and lieutenants were skilled in using pistols to put down any attempt to steal the prized fruit or muscle in on their turf.

As your every focused reporter, I am following the appeal by the Republic of El Guacador to the International Olympic Committee to add pistol shooting to the 2024 games in Paris. If added, the event would likely be held right before closing ceremonies in a far way rural location so as not to create panic during the closing moments of what has been an otherwise spectacular event.

Stay tuned for more details.

(And remember, dear readers, that when I began writing my blog several years ago, I said I might occasionally stretch the truth to make a good story. And there is always a kernel of truth somewhere in what I write.)

If you grew up in the rural west or central United States in the 1960s, you probably listened to Oklahoma City radio station KOMA at night. It was the only source many of us early Boomers had for current rock and roll music.

I thought of the station last week as a result of a humorous incident involving a traffic stop which netted me warnings for three alleged violations of New Mexico traffic and motor vehicle codes. And also let me state clearly that I my following blog does not intend to discount the efforts of our dedicated law enforcement officers.

At some point during the 1960s, KOMA led a campaign to nudge the Oklahoma Legislature to repeal an outdated law which prohibited the installation and use of commercial radios in private vehicles. The law was apparently implemented when automobile manufacturers began installing new-fangled radios in cars. Lawmakers in Oklahoma feared that drivers would become distracted while driving if they tuned into and listened to a radio station.

While listening to my favorite rock and roll tunes during the 1960s in the evenings on the 50,000 watt AM station, I remember hearing the pleas by that radio station to repeal the outdated and seldom enforced law. The campaign was a success and the law was repealed. Now, ironically, legislators are now urging car makers to NOT eliminate AM radios from automobiles. And I suspect that the lawmakers who crafted the anti-radio law would be rolling over in their graves if they knew about cell phones, texting and electronic touch screens in today’s cars.

In my opinion, one of the three citations for my alleged driving infractions could clearly be the focus of a repeal or at least a clarifying amendment.

Here’s the story. I was pulled over by a Sheriff’s Deputy for allegedly pulling out in front of his official vehicle from a convenience store. He said I was driving too slowly and failed to yield to traffic. I think he was going way too fast. The fact that he only gave me a warning for failure to yield makes me think he was not paying attention or knew he was going too fast, but that’s not the point of this story.

The point is that he also wrote me a citation for having a license plate frame surrounding my New Mexico license plate. The frame promotes the University of Nebraska Huskers. I’ve had it on my truck for years since my Nebraska born farm girl wife loves the Huskers and follows them diligently. I’m a fan of Husker football too and am proud to display the frame.

The officer cited me for violating New Mexico traffic statute 66-3-18 (you can look it up online) that says license plates “shall be maintained free from foreign material.” Okay, what about almost every car dealership that puts a license plate frame on your new vehicle promoting their business? How about dog lovers who display those cute black and white license plate frames with puppy dog tracks around the edges? How about one that says “Baby on Board?” How about frames that proclaim owners of the vehicles are alumni of other colleges and schools? What about a simple decorative black, chrome or chain-link license plate frames?

All illegal, according to the deputy who stopped me.

And what about the auto parts stores in New Mexico that have an entire rack of license plate frames for sale? Are they going to be charged for selling illegal materials?

And I wonder if the words saying license plates should be “maintained free from foreign material” were really meant to be interpreted that way? What if you just had mud or bird poop (clearly foreign material) accidentally splattered on your license plates and couldn’t wash it off before you got stopped by the sheriff? And is something surrounding a license plate the same as something on the plate?

Now here’s the rub. When the deputy was writing my citation for an illegal license plate frame, I noticed that there was a University of Alabama baseball cap perched on the top of the dashboard of his official sheriff’s unit.

I decided to see if there was a state law prohibiting obstruction of vision out of a vehicle and I found this — New Mexico Statute 66-7-357 — you can look it up online.

“No person shall drive a vehicle when it so loaded… as to obstruct the view of the driver to the front or sides of the vehicle…”

I interpret that to mean the Alabama cap was “loaded” onto the dashboard of the police vehicle and resulted in a condition which could “obstruct the view of the driver.” A clear danger to driving, don’t you think? What about the proverbial “plastic Jesus” on the dash, a set of rosary beads, a graduation tassel or a handicapped parking tag hanging from the rear-view mirror? Those can “obstruct the view” but I doubt anyone is ever cited for that.

Or digging even deeper into that dark world of conspiracy theories, was the officer so enraged that I was supporting a football program other than the University of Alabama Crimson Tide that he felt compelled to give me a citation on a questionable statute? Okay, that’s really a stretch.

But wait — there’s more. I also received a citation for — wait for it — failing to sign my car registration form, which was properly up to date and placed in my truck’s glove compartment at the time of the stop. You can check on that law online as well — New Mexico Statute 66-3-13.

What is interesting is that I was stopped at a routine DWI checkpoint earlier this year (no I was not arrested for DWI) and the officer who did that stop looked at my registration and license plate and did not cite me for having “foreign material” on my license plate and did not cite me for failing to sign my registration form.

At the end of my stop last week, I signed my registration form in the presence of the deputy while I also signed the THREE citations he gave me. I am not planning to remove the license plate frames on any of my three vehicles.

Every year, it seems like merchandisers rush toward Christmas even earlier, hoping they won’t miss out on the shoppers who really really like to get a jump on the holidays. I fear the next early Christmas sale at Hobby Lobby will be on Dec. 26, 2024, when it will be promoted as “Get ready for the 2025 Christmas Holiday season.”

I found something almost as surprising during an early July visit to our new Michael’s store in Las Cruces. Look at the photos below and you’ll see that they were already promoting stuff for Halloween. I mean really, the fireworks smell in the air from July the Fourth was still lingering in the neighborhood.

I’m not sure what to say about this. Maybe I should go back to the store and see if they already have a display up for Easter — or maybe Christmas 2025.

When the word “wilderness” is mentioned, I suspect most people visualize a towering range of snow-capped mountains, unending lush conifer forests, broad meadows with rushing rivers flowing through them and waterfalls tumbling from cliffs into a valley below.

In the Gila Wilderness of southwestern New Mexico, you don’t get much of that. It’s a place many people understandably might not love. On the north facing side of deep canyons, there are spruce and fir forests while cactus, scrub cedar and stunted pinon grow on the opposing south facing slopes. You can go from a valley filled with tall ponderosa pines and grassy meadows to a high Sonoran desert in just a few miles. Rock formations bordering on the grotesque are everywhere. It’s a hard but spectacular place.

In simple terms, the Gila can be described best as a place with incredible contrast.

My wife, daughter and two grandchildren spent three days in the Gila country last week, a visit which helped me appreciate it even more than the first time I saw it. The Gila Wilderness itself turned 100 this year, established in 1924 through the efforts of Aldo Leopold. Despite seemingly more traditionally magnificent potential wilderness areas, the Gila was the first such designation in the United States.

Leopold, a pioneering and visionary ecologist who was assistant district forester for the Southwestern national forests, saw the great beauty in the contrasts of the Gila country and persuaded the fledgling U.S. Forest Service to designate the area as a wilderness in the early 1920s. His vision helped inspire the 1964 Wilderness Act that now preserves the wildness of more than 109 million acres of federal public lands throughout the United States.

In the heart of the almost 560,000 acres of wilderness is the Gila Cliff Dwellings National Monument, which we visited on our trip. It is where the Mogollon culture of the Puebloan people built rock homes in south-facing caves along one of the canyons leading into the west fork of the Gila River. First believed to have been occupied in the late 1200s, the dwellings were abandoned a mere 30 years later.

Our trip included one night of overnight camping, which my wife and I used to do a lot when we were first married. I have to admit it’s gotten a bit harder as I’ve aged and my first few hours in the camper tent in the bed of our pickup were not comfortable. But as the night wore on, I enjoyed being able to peek out and see the incredible display of stars overhead and smell the fragrant ponderosa pine forest.

All in all, it was a great experience. Cooking dinner outdoors with a (safe) campfire crackling nearby always makes for a memorable evening. Hikes with grandkids were fun as they learned about the wilderness and the cliff dwellings. Our only real disappointment was not being able to help the two youngsters catch a fish, but we’re working on that for next time we go out. exploring with them

In the meantime, I hope you’ll be able to enjoy a trip to the Gila country soon. I worry about it because it is so fragile now that climate change has diminished the amount of rainfall replenishing the forest each year. Two huge forest fires have ravaged parts of the wilderness, including a tiny creek that I thought was the most spectacular place I’ve ever fished for trout.

Knowing that there is an unspoiled place like this so close to where I live always makes me feel good.