Last week, police in Las Cruces responded to a break-in call at the local Baskin-Robbins store. An alarm had been triggered when someone smashed a window at the ice cream parlor and when the cops arrived, they found a somewhat disoriented man wandering around the premises.
He first claimed he had no knowledge about the break-in but a quick review of the surveillance video showed that he, in fact, was the guy who had busted through the window.
Upon further examination of the suspect, officers found he was hiding a stash of powdery crystalized material believed to be crystal meth or some similar illegal product.
It’s not known if the “sprinkles” he was hiding were as good as something Walter White from “Breaking Bad” might have cooked, but at last check, Baskin-Robbins has not been offering this as a new topping.
Good one Patrick
Sent from Ben Haines via carrier pigeon
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