Gimme your cash, and by the way, can you top off my tank?

Police in Albuquerque say a man wandered into a Bank of the West branch last month and verbally demanded a teller give him the money in her drawer.

What was distinguishing about him was that he was carrying a red gas can at the time he committed the crime.

Couldn’t he have saved time by just robbing a service station to get gas?

Police, who have now dubbed the perp as the “Out of Gas Robber,” had not arrested him by the time this post was written. 

Given the price of gasoline these days, perhaps the suspect was actually hoping the bank would fill up his can in lieu of cash. 

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