Author Archives: Patrick Lamb

Earlier this week, a Las Cruces man sleeping in his home heard someone open his bedroom door. An intruder peeked in, saw the sleeping man wake up and then bolted out of the house. The intruder’s exit from the scene of the crime, however, was slowed by the fact that he was carrying two roasts,Continue reading “Why midnight snacking is bad…”

The goats probably wouldn’t have been hypoallergenic either…