Author Archives: Patrick Lamb

Last year, an Albuquerque Fire Department commander saw someone “unofficial” jump into his “official” SUV command vehicle and drive away in a hurry as if — well you guessed it — he was rushing to a fire. Police were summoned to track down the vehicle when they heard reports of a red SUV blasting throughContinue reading “A thrill ride that was over the moon…”

Several years ago in our neighborhood, police showed up early one morning at a house just up the street to arrest an individual who had been involved in a crime. I don’t remember exactly what the crime was, but the perpetrator escaped the scene in a vehicle which left no doubt about where he couldContinue reading “Following the bread crumbs…”

A Democratic candidate for a New Mexico House of Representatives seat in the Santa Fe area ‘fessed up that he had starred in two porno movies in the 1980s. He said he was a starving college student at the time and needed the money. Besides, he said, it was a “different environment” at that time.Continue reading “The “it was a different time” excuse is wearing a bit thin these days…”

My driver’s license was up for renewal this year, and now that I need to have a “New Mexico Real ID” license, I decided to get the complicated process moving early so I would not miss the appropriate deadline. Enter the Social Security Administration to waylay my plan. When I was 11 or 12 yearsContinue reading “You had ONE Job…”

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. — Mark Twain There is a scene in the movie “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” in which England has been devastated by the bubonic plague and carts are being rolled down streets to pick up bodies claimed by the disease. As the person pulling the body-ladenContinue reading “About being dead, maybe…”

Starting today, the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta 2021 would have kicked off with the “Albuquerque Aloft” event, where pilots take their balloons to elementary schools around the Albuquerque metro area to demonstrate them for kids. Then the next morning would begin nine days of pure chaos, excitement, thrills, happiness, disappointment and in the end, exhaustion.Continue reading “The Fiesta that won’t be…”

I have changed the e-mail address you can use to contact me through this website. The new address is: patrick@aero-cordero.com While I’m flattered that I have a few souls who look periodically at my website and my blog, it’s been interesting to see that some vistors have come from China, India, Nigeria and France. IContinue reading “A quick update on this site…”

You’ve probably seen the artwork somewhere before — on a wall behind a bar in a back country tavern or in someone’s tacky pool room. It’s the famous series of works by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, “Dogs Playing Poker.” He began creating the series in 1894, showing anthropomorphized dogs around a table playing poker, smoking cigars,Continue reading “Our dog, Chester, should never play poker…”

Good news!!! Lindsay, our daughter, tested negative for the COVID-19 virus, as her husband Tedd, had done the day before. Hannah has been symptom free since Saturday (except for the erroneously low blood oxygen level reading due to her application of glittery fingernail polish.) The family should be able to return to “normal” activities today.Continue reading “Almost back to “normal”…”

Earlier this year, police in Las Cruces spotted a vehicle inching along a city street as it emitted an ear-splitting scraping noise. Upon closer investigation, the police discovered that the vehicle had only three tires and the fourth corner of the car was propped up only with a steel rim, gouging the pavement as itContinue reading “Why three-wheelers aren’t good for streets…”

Things are looking up for Hannah. She has gone 48 hours without any symptoms of COVID-19 — temperature normal, blood oxygen normal, no coughs, aches, etc. Her parents and Hayes are getting tested this week for the virus. If everything is okay, they will be back to normal — whatever that is these days —Continue reading “Sept. 21 update on Hannah…”

Hannah’s mother says her temperature, which was as high as 105 at one time, continues to move up and down. The peaks have not been as high, as we understand it, so we’re hoping it points to continued improvement. This morning she wanted to eat “Cheerios with sprinkles,” which her mom said was “something thatContinue reading “An update on Hannah’s fight with COVID-19…”

We received incredibly disheartening news this morning from our tearful daughter who announced that our beautiful five-year-old granddaughter, Hannah, has been infected with the COVID-19 virus. We feel confident she will recover, but I do ask for your prayers for her. For now, I’m going to try to limit my anger at the leadership inContinue reading “Our five-year-old granddaughter has COVID-19”