One upsmanship over alligators, perhaps?

Over the years, the owner of an apartment complex in Bernalillo, a bedroom community to Albuquerque, probably found lots of unusual things left by renters after they vacated their digs. However, in 2010, what the owner found was especially disconcerting. Left behind in a kiddy pool on the floor of the the living room ofContinue reading “One upsmanship over alligators, perhaps?”

It might have kept you entertained enough to keep you from driving…

Apparently too anxious to get out for the party on New Year’s Eve in 2010, an employee of AAA accidentally typed in the wrong number for a “Tipsy Tow” service in Carlsbad. Off by just one digit, it turned out to be an 800 number for a phone sex service.  I’m just speculating here, butContinue reading “It might have kept you entertained enough to keep you from driving…”

You really CAN communicate without 5G or a new iPhone…

My blogs have been a bit scarce for the last week because we were entertaining our daughter and two small grandchildren from Austin for the first time in more than a year. Our week consisted of daily hikes around the area to see things we thought everyone would enjoy experiencing. We visited Slot Canyon, theContinue reading “You really CAN communicate without 5G or a new iPhone…”

The death of the copy desk…

When I was beginning my career in journalism, newspapers had copy desks. They were filled with sage older writers who had migrated from the thrill of being a beat reporter to the seemingly mundane task of reviewing every article that was to go in the paper, writing a headline for it and them assembling theContinue reading “The death of the copy desk…”

Maybe this guy had a cousin in Clovis…

About six months ago, I wrote about a guy in Clovis who was standing naked on a street corner and ranting about various injustices when city police stopped and tried to diffuse the situation. The naked perp managed to jump into a still-running police unit and streak (pun intended) off to the hospital, where heContinue reading “Maybe this guy had a cousin in Clovis…”

They just don’t make ’em like that any more…

In the last few years, I have started reading obituaries in the Albuquerque Journal about people I’ve never met. I’m mostly interested in what people did during their lives and if they are not native New Mexico residents, how and why they ended up here. I feel that by reading these obituaries, I am inContinue reading “They just don’t make ’em like that any more…”

This was beyond catnip…

In 2005, workers at the Albuquerque Zoo discovered something rather gruesome outside the cage of the resident Jaguar. It was a human finger, severed no doubt by the bite of the “panthera onca” in the cage. No one came forward to claim the severed digit, maybe because they were too embarrassed that they really didn’tContinue reading “This was beyond catnip…”

Targeted direct marketing blows a five-amp fuse…

I’m very proud to say that my wife (and three nephews) have retained possession of a family farm in central Nebraska that was homesteaded by her pioneering great great grandfather. It’s nothing that will ever make us rich, but it is a great source of pride to be able to hang onto a piece ofContinue reading “Targeted direct marketing blows a five-amp fuse…”

Strange things happen at White Sands…

When my parents first began operating the Ruidoso News in the early 1950s, we did not have a large enough press to print the newspaper in our home town. The closest place with a broadsheet press for printing newspapers was in Alamogordo. Our staff would “make up” the lead type pages of local news andContinue reading “Strange things happen at White Sands…”

I think I know why a UFO was buzzing around Union County…

New Mexico has had its share of notorious UFO incidents over the years, beginning with the famous Roswell incident in 1947 in which an unidentified object crashed on a remote ranch northwest of the city. Air Force officials in Roswell first declared it was an extraterrestrial object, but later recanted the story to say itContinue reading “I think I know why a UFO was buzzing around Union County…”

Maybe it wasn’t an accident…

During my years as a journalist reporting on the New Mexico Legislature, there was an oft told joke around the capitol that many of the lawmakers were elected to their posts simply because local constituents just wanted them out of town for a month or two. I had great respect for many of the legislatorsContinue reading “Maybe it wasn’t an accident…”

I’m glad there weren’t any mini watermelons nearby…

During the pandemic, my wife and I have relied on curbside delivery to pick up basic grocery items from a nearby Wal-Mart. The experience has been pretty good for the most part — the store occasionally substitutes items or is out of stock of other things, but we get most of what we want withoutContinue reading “I’m glad there weren’t any mini watermelons nearby…”

On second thought, maybe a consumer warning is needed…

Two posts I recently wrote discussed an incident in which a Taos woman sued the local McDonald’s for injuries she suffered when a toilet paper dispenser detached from the wall of her stall and struck her in the head. She claimed she merely tugged on the roll of toilet tissue when the device turned intoContinue reading “On second thought, maybe a consumer warning is needed…”