The callipygous need not apply…

Yes, that’s a real word. I found it on a “Word-A-Day” calendar many years ago and immediately stored it in my twisted memory. It’s something that applies to J.Lo’s famous posterior. What brings up the subject is a sign that I spotted many years ago in front of a home on far North Fourth StreetContinue reading “The callipygous need not apply…”

Now where did I put that change???

In December of 2016, a young woman delivering a pizza to a Las Cruces home was unpleasantly surprised when a man inside opened the door completely nude. He explained to the mortified young woman that he had just stepped out of the shower and didn’t want to miss getting delivery of his snack. The youngContinue reading “Now where did I put that change???”

Every mother’s nightmare…

In the 1970s, when I was Santa Fe bureau chief and state political editor for United Press International, I was fortunate to have been invited to see and write about Philmont Scout Ranch in northeastern New Mexico. One of New Mexico’s many jewels, the scout ranch was established in 1938 as a 140,000+ acre ruggedContinue reading “Every mother’s nightmare…”

The big deflation…

As a hot air balloon pilot for more than 38 years, it’s probably appropriate that I comment on yesterday’s announcement that the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta is being cancelled this year because of concerns surrounding the Covid-19 epidemic. I have flown at Fiesta for about 35 years (can’t really remember the exact number), but hadContinue reading “The big deflation…”

Maybe he should have just used a telescope to peep in a bedroom window…

Sunspot, located high in the Sacramento Mountains of southern New Mexico, is a high-tech research site shared by several scientific agencies to study the sun. It employs large telescopes, aided by banks of powerful computers that focus on the sun to study sunspots, the corona and surface of our sun. Two years ago, the siteContinue reading “Maybe he should have just used a telescope to peep in a bedroom window…”

Why midnight snacking is bad…

Earlier this week, a Las Cruces man sleeping in his home heard someone open his bedroom door. An intruder peeked in, saw the sleeping man wake up and then bolted out of the house. The intruder’s exit from the scene of the crime, however, was slowed by the fact that he was carrying two roasts,Continue reading “Why midnight snacking is bad…”