A brief diversion into (almost) bathroom humor…

For several years, my long-time fly-fishing buddy Bill and I used a guide on the San Juan River who was quite the character. He would work on his guitar music in the winter, then guide on the San Juan in the spring, summer and fall, living in what we suspect was not much more than a lean-to on the banks of the river. He was a philosophical and gentle soul, and we wonder what has become of him.

One of his passions was Marilyn Monroe, and on one of our outings, he proudly announced he had accumulated a “buttload” of photos and other paraphernalia about her. We interpreted the word “buttload” in the most pejorative of meanings and I have used the word since them to describe a large amount of mostly noxious “stuff.”

A “buttload” of Marilyn

Well, it turns out that buttload is a real word. I discovered it by accidentally flipping through an online news post the other day describing things that you probably never knew.

Here’s what I found online from some source I’d never heard of called “Ponder Weasel:”

“A Buttload is an Actual Unit of Measurement. Okay, the measurement isn’t actually a buttload. It is the “butt” that carries historical measuring significance. From the Italian word botte, the word for cask or barrel, the word butt came to into being as a unit to measure wine and other alcoholic beverages.”

There are lots of other citations on the subject on Internet if you choose to waste more time reading them after already wasting time on my post, but suffice to say, it was an unexpected find for me.

Full disclosure: The word does NOT appear in my 10th edition of the Merriam Webster Collegiate dictionary.

So in the future, when you want to sound just a little bit spicy, you can use the word “buttload” in normal conversation. Once the shock to your listener is over, you can then initiate a follow-up conversation to prove how erudite you are about the word’s meaning and origin. And you can thank me a “buttload” for this valuable information.

5 thoughts on “A brief diversion into (almost) bathroom humor…

  1. I wonder if Beavis and Butthead would approve of your definition of buttload or if they would feel it was —- what does Biden call it ——- malarkey? ‘Here’s the deal’ Biden would say, ‘in olden times $1.95 could get you a traditional bottle measurement unit from Chama’s finest’. The last time I saw your fishing guide was about 12 years ago. He was living in ABQ working for a small business who sold crushed grass health drinks by the buttload. The business was next to Michael Thomas Coffee and we crossed paths there one day when I was getting coffee with a friend. Happy Thanksgiving.


  2. Cute- very cute- is “butthole”a derivative of “buttload”?- just wondering

    Sent from Ben Haines via carrier pigeon



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