Author Archives: Patrick Lamb

My wife used to remark that our children’s dental bills probably paid for one of the propellers on our orthodontist’s fancy twin-engine airplane. A recent confirmation of discovery of the fossil of a “Godzilla Shark” that swam in a shallow sea covering what is now New Mexico 300 million years ago puts those dental billsContinue reading “Here’s hoping that these critters aren’t still swimming in Elephant Butte…”

For the last several weeks at our church, St. James’ Episcopal, I’ve been noticing pennies in the collection plate and outside the front door of the church. Usually, the pennies are lined up along a metal railing leading to the front door.  I wondered where they were coming from and why somebody would bother leavingContinue reading “This guy has something to teach us all…”

Las Cruces Public Schools confirmed last week that up to 150 students attending Mayfield High School had held a “secret prom” the previous weekend at an undisclosed location. The discovery has led to the suspension of in-person learning at Mayfield — which had just resumed two weeks ago — for 10 days. School authorities saidContinue reading “Maybe the sudden demand for corsages tipped off someone…”

Some of you might remember the Weird Al Yankovic parody of Michael Jackson’s hit pop song “Bad.” In the Yankovic version called “Fat,” an enormous man becomes even more enormous while complaining about the effects of continuously stuffing his face with food. “If I have one more pie alamode,” he laments, “I’m going to needContinue reading “Proof that mixing business and pleasure may not be wise…”

My wife has always suspected that instead of feral cats, we have feral Chihuahua dogs running wild in Las Cruces. We’ve seen evidence of that to some degree. I’m no fan of Chihuahua dogs. To me, dogs need to be medium to large in size, have hair and not be yappy. The only small dogContinue reading “Throw ’em a bone (and hope they have enough teeth to chew it)…”

In a recent blog, I lamented about the lack of copy editors to guard against affronts to the English language in our newspapers these days. Our good friend Cheryl found an entertaining obituary in the local newspaper last week confirming that view. Let me make it clear, the notice of someone’s death was not entertaining.Continue reading “Lettuce not speak eel of the dead…”

Hustlers and scammers seem to find a way to make a buck out of anything bad. As you’ve probably read, there have been lots of schemes to part people from their money during the COVID-19 pandemic — from signing people up for phony vaccination times to shady investment schemes for their COVID relief funds. Well,Continue reading “An idea that’s a day late and a dollar short…”

There’s a friendly little neighborhood park just a few blocks away from our home in Mesilla Park. It’s a real gem because it’s largely unknown, hidden in the middle of a bunch of streets that go nowhere and very cozy. Our grandkids always make the park a top priority when they visit us. It’s myContinue reading “This kid had it figured out 17 years ago…”

I’m proud to say I knew award winning novelist and New Mexico icon Tony Hillerman. He was a professor of journalism when I began my pursuit of a journalism degree at the University of New Mexico in the late 1960s. I considered him a mentor while in school and stayed in touch with him afterContinue reading “Keeping things in perspective on the Navajo Nation…”

I wrote two posts earlier this year regarding the appearance and then sudden disappearance of a pair of still functional cowboy boots along the irrigation ditch road in our neighborhood. Well, strange things keep happening around that location and I’m starting to wonder about what gyrating forces of the unknown are lurking around there. No,Continue reading “The weirdness portal in our neighborhood…”

A story in the Albuquerque Journal several years ago focused on an unusual attempt to steal a stand-alone ATM machine on the city’s west side. A man managed to hot wire a front end loader from a nearby construction site, drive it to the location of the ATM and then proceed to pluck it upContinue reading “Things I never thought of doing with construction equipment…”

Over the years, the owner of an apartment complex in Bernalillo, a bedroom community to Albuquerque, probably found lots of unusual things left by renters after they vacated their digs. However, in 2010, what the owner found was especially disconcerting. Left behind in a kiddy pool on the floor of the the living room ofContinue reading “One upsmanship over alligators, perhaps?”

Apparently too anxious to get out for the party on New Year’s Eve in 2010, an employee of AAA accidentally typed in the wrong number for a “Tipsy Tow” service in Carlsbad. Off by just one digit, it turned out to be an 800 number for a phone sex service.  I’m just speculating here, butContinue reading “It might have kept you entertained enough to keep you from driving…”

My blogs have been a bit scarce for the last week because we were entertaining our daughter and two small grandchildren from Austin for the first time in more than a year. Our week consisted of daily hikes around the area to see things we thought everyone would enjoy experiencing. We visited Slot Canyon, theContinue reading “You really CAN communicate without 5G or a new iPhone…”